Monday, June 17, 2013

Howard SSW-Week 7

It was a cold, dark gloomy night. I stumbled upon an abandoned hut deep in the heart of the forest. I was just about to enter the hut when suddenly an old lady shouted from a distance saying” Get away from my house you meddling child”. So obviously I didn’t  I just jumped in the bush.

When that ugly old lady walked into the front door I heard a scream saying” mum please please don’t”. The kid was screaming because the ugly old lady was gonna make him dress up as little red riding hood and kill the grandma.

I heard the whole plot. So I got my dad Mr Potato head to kill the boy and the ugly old lady. When I told him he put on his angry eyes. Because Red riding hood's grandma is my dad’s current girlfriend.

The boy set off and his name was Jack as you might know from the poem Jack & Jill. I followed him all the way to grandma’s little cottage. The little boy knocked on the door and in a sweet voice saying” Grandma its me Little Red Riding Hood. Then the Grandma replied” GAP IT i’m cleaning my cottage bro”. Just so you know she was not the grandma you thought she was.

My dad went to the wrong house he went to a house in Jamaica. So the boy waited there quietly and knocked once more the Oldy opened the door and karate kicked the boy all the way back where he came from, which was the top of the hill.

                                 The End

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